"new york" Funny Status Messages

   The Vatican removed Bishop Sicola from New York from the final candidate list for the papacy...... Apparently they thought it wouldn't seem proper to address the new pontiff as ''Pope-si-cola.''

   people who think their state is the only one with crazy weather also think New York is nothing but concrete and buildings...

   Go ahead and seceded, you will lose Hollywood and New York and you will gain Texas. YEE-HAW!

   In the apocalyptic movie, 2012, New York was flooded in October.

   So windy in New York, the Statue of Liberty has been caught doing Marilyn Monroe impressions.

   mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween.

   Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City

   In the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding. Just saying. !!

   Wonder if they will take as long to clean up new York city as they did new Orleans????????

   Not sure who swept New york faster.. The Hurricane or the tigers

   I don't know much about American sports. But from what I gather the New York Hurricanes are doing well.

   New York on terror alert as Al Qaeda threaten to crash submarines into the Empire State Building.

   Looking forward to seeing New York the day after tommorrow. Sandy

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts.

   When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup...

   According to a story on the front page of The New York Times, Kanye West is marrying Kim Kardashian. The wedding is scheduled for June and the divorce is in July.

   Mayor Bloomberg is going to outlaw large sodas. Good to know that New York City is officially out of legitimate problems to deal with.

   I think we all know, the first time he Tebows in New York, somebody will steal his wallet.

   Just read that Bill Belichick talked to the Red Sox today. Topic must have been: How to lose to New York.