Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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what did people used to do when they couldn't google the answers to their homework? 
For all you people wanting to say that the lights went off bc of the illuminati, your wrong! Teddy P said "Turn out the lights" and when he says turn out the lights, you turn out the damn lights!
Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.
it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.
I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!
Jim H. kids: Dad, can we go to Disney World with Uncle Joe?
And the MVP of the Super Bowl is.........The electric company.
Quick someone get Ray Lewis's fingerprints off of that trophy, just in case...
There was no power outage...... Beyonce's ass just got in front of the flood lights
"I'm goin' to Didney World to murder someone!!" Ray Lewis
Don't you hate it when Ur girl or wife ask you life questions while you watching a important game # biiioootch ask Steve Harvey
Wine me, dine me, 49 me
Was that a Budweiser or Burger King Commercial?
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
It took 3 hours and 36 minutes but the Niners finally scored a touchdown!"
During the outage the Harbaugh brothers built a pillow fort
been watching the Puppy Bowl. What's I miss??
I just heard Beyonce might come back out on the field and sing, "♫♪♫ Can you pay yo Bills?, Yo Stadium Bills....♫♪♫ " 