trump Funny Status Messages

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Conflicted about Dems boycotting inauguration. On one hand, Trump hasn't earned their respect. But on the other, they'll miss 3 Doors Down!

   Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.

   While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.

   Has anyone demanded to see Trump's birth certificate? Just to make sure he was actually born and not summoned.

   People boycotting L.L.Bean because the owner gave money to a Trump PAC? Not going to hurt them much as they sell work boots.....

   Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.

   If you're looking for a good Trump pee joke, Urine Luck

   The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.

   The Russians are gonna blackmail Trump w/ a "golden showers" tape? Trump must be PISSED!

   President Trump should act more presidential. Instead of ignoring reporters, he should do what our current president does, and BANS THEM from the press conferences..

   You can't spell Trump without P.

   Apparently the Russians also have very compromising material on Trump which they are ready to release if Trump decides not to play ball with Putin.

   So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?

   My new favorite Trump name=Twitler

   Putin controlling Trump is mildly entertaining but the Muppets are still my favorite puppet show!

   It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.

   Internal discussion at Toyota today about which Trump golf tournament they should sponsor this spring.

   Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?

   I can't wait to hear Donald trump say: Obama, you're fired !