trump Funny Status Messages

   Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!

   Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77

   It's VERY magnanimous of Donald Trump to only take $1 in Presidential salary,, $1 seems Very small,, until you realize that's it's still more than he paid in taxes

   Joss Weadon is calling for the @ssassination of President Elect Trump ... Hope he realized he just commited a felony offense which is a Class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871.

   The reason Hillary supporters didn't watch the first Trump TV interview, is that they're so slow, it'd take them two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

   Who did you vote for?☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.

   Good Lord .... I find it ironic that the people are claiming that Trump will destroy America ..... While they go out and destroy America.

   BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.

   The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!

   Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

   President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!

   Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!

   Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)