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There will be no more need to worry about being on Santa's naughty list........Obama shut down the coal industry
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12-23-2014 06:24
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My wife said she wanted a clean, fresh start in the new year. Merry Christmas babe, here's your Hoover.
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12-22-2014 21:29
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my mature level IS , I still giggle when singing about nuts in christmas carols
No Miley, Santa doesn’t have a "twerkshop"
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12-22-2014 09:59 by Baddie
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My friend is staying in a hotel on Christmas Eve, which sounds really depressing, but I bet Mary and Joseph would have killed for that.
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12-22-2014 09:14 by snotty
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To see my family over the holidays I have an appointment book. Just so there is no fender benders.......
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12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon
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My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
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12-21-2014 12:07 by conan
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You may remember me from such events as ruining Christmas dinner.
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12-21-2014 01:11 by Baddie
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Christmas Gift idea: Take her to the Planetarium so she can see the world doesn't revolve around her.
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12-18-2014 23:48 by Baddie
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Due to hacking and terror threats, I'm canceling my Christmas film "Kim Jong merrily on high"!
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12-18-2014 19:01
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Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
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12-18-2014 15:21 by Jeffafa
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Next time I make a comment about an ugly Christmas sweater I'm going to make sure there is a party going on. Another life lesson learned!
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12-17-2014 20:15 by Timk
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The holidays are a good time to think about those less fortunate than you. Aaaaaaand done.
No thanks, contemporary Christmas music.
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12-14-2014 03:28
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Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
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12-13-2014 20:57
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This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half ass jingler.
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12-13-2014 17:06
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All of these couples in the Hallmark Christmas movies that fall in love in a couple of days should have sequels on the Crime Network by Halloween when one of them murders the other one.
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12-13-2014 11:42 by Keri
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I'm white but not "hires someone to hang my Christmas lights" white...
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12-13-2014 07:24
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Dear Santa don't drink the milk at Bill Cosby's house!!!
If one of Santa's helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an "elfie"?
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12-12-2014 12:23
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