Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   Just Overheard on BlackOps online;Guy 1: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! Guy 2: I know I Hate my sister!

   Mother Nature is blowing everyone tonight.

   I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her.

   Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

   What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!”

   Bristol is following in her mother's footsteps, having no talent and people still root for her!

   Today is National Unfriend Day... but what if mother won't let me unfriend?

   When I was a little girl, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

   My mother now has Gchat. You will no longer know how inappropriate my thoughts are via status updates. Today my status is "I like studying and Jesus."

   Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

   (With French accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

   A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.

   That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?

   This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.

   My mother-in-law came to visit, I asked, "How long are you going to stay?" She said, "As long as you want me to." I said, "You're not even going to stay for coffee?"

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   I Just got super excited when Ice-ice Baby played on Pandora, Does that mean that I'm getting old? Yo man lets get outa hair, Word to your mother!!!!

   Whoo yooh A suicide book..got my mother in laws christmas present..};-)

   I can charm any mother....it's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....

   ...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.