trump Funny Status Messages

   Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17

   For the record, we voted Trump in, because we're sick and tired of being poor, right? That's why I voted for him.

   Trump has the same problem with the wall as he does in the bedroom ... he can't get it up.

   Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...

   Trump has been in power for over 2 weeks. Why am I not rolling in the dough?????

   Do people literally just sit there and think about Trump ALL DAY long? My lord people. Watch Netflix, go outside, go to work, eat an apple, have sex, call a friend, do laundry, smoke pot, buy a truck, plan a trip, rob an old lady, cook jello, use a port a

   Trump really trying to take credit for Obama's 227,000 added jobs in January? Smh.....

   Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion

   Beyonce has more African American people in her belly than Trump has in his cabinet.

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting

   How do you piss off a Trump hater? Remind them that only two presidents in history were ever impeached and neither got kicked out of office because of it.

   If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....

   What do President Trump and Tony the Tiger have in common? They're both orange and make things GREEAAT!

   Trump has chosen Mickey pence as his vice-president. Did anyone in their wildest dreams even imagine that Donald and Mickey would run America one day!? Walt Disney would be proud of this!

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   Let's be honest: The refugees being detained at JFK airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet.

   Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.

   President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

   Obozo is no longer President. President TRUMP