trump Funny Status Messages

   I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for

   First day on the job and Trump is already focusing on the real issues, like argue with the media about how many people attended his inauguration.

   C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.

   Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Conflicted about Dems boycotting inauguration. On one hand, Trump hasn't earned their respect. But on the other, they'll miss 3 Doors Down!

   Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.

   While it was predictable to imagine Trump criticizing John Lewis, it's impossible to imagine him risking his life for the rights of others.

   Has anyone demanded to see Trump's birth certificate? Just to make sure he was actually born and not summoned.

   People boycotting L.L.Bean because the owner gave money to a Trump PAC? Not going to hurt them much as they sell work boots.....

   Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.

   If you're looking for a good Trump pee joke, Urine Luck

   The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.

   The Russians are gonna blackmail Trump w/ a "golden showers" tape? Trump must be PISSED!

   President Trump should act more presidential. Instead of ignoring reporters, he should do what our current president does, and BANS THEM from the press conferences..

   You can't spell Trump without P.

   Apparently the Russians also have very compromising material on Trump which they are ready to release if Trump decides not to play ball with Putin.

   So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?