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X says The odds that Trump will get a fair shake from the corned beef pickle munching media are about as good as the odds I'll get a Justin Bieber tattoo in the small of my back!
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Ray
Tuesday February 21, 2017 @ 12:07 AM

I wanted to tattoo his name on my penis, but I only had room for JB

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