Friday Funny Status Messages

   hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-

   Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.

   Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy Friday..smile

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekday

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.

   Happy+Friday=much fun......

   it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!