Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Superiority complex: a psychological defense mechanism in which a person's feelings of superiority counter or conceal his or her feelings of inferiority. 

   There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

   In Africa we experineve governemt shut down everyday I'm hustling hustling hustling

   I just tore the tag off my mattress................... What you gonna do Obama?

   Well I guess if a prison system and busting people self medicating because they can't afford to go to the doctor is what keeps McDonald's on the table, what's a body to do?

   Shutting the government down is just an excuse from spiteful idiots in congress to get a free paid vacation.

   Now that the government shut down it's time to turn off the government give away cell phones !

   You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.

   "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."

   The result of a government shut down should be the firing of ALL politicians in Congress and the Senate.

   Iranian Presdient Hassan Rouhani thinks he can have his Yellowcake and eat it too!!!

   Just tore the tag off my mattress and there's nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

   I think during every government shut-down, we should declare a Purge, just like in the movie.

   On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....

   Do this mean no mo guvment cheese?

   Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right?

   Happy "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" DAY...again everyone

   The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?

   God I hate T-Party

   Just like the Government....I feel shut-down when my wife talks too much too....