snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.

   You know the chilli you had last night was good, when you have to wipe your a$$ with a snow cone!!!

   read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.

   now that the Winter Olympics are over, the rest of the world can go back to forgetting that Canada even exists...like Luxembourg. Remember them either? Nope.

   would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!

   A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.

   ..is in negotations with Vancouver. They're desperate for snow and she's sick of it.

   If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?

   Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!

   in front of his home with every electric fan he owns blowing upward, in a defiant act against Mother Nature.....Enough with the snow lady, just go watch "The Waltons" reruns until Spring......

   just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .

   thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.

   Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...

   wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok

   saw his shadow today! Not really sure what this could mean as far as the duration of winter goes...but very excited about the possibilities. :)

   the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did NOT see his shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter. In related news, George W. Bush was spotted blotting out the sun over North America this morning.....I'm sure he'll catch the blame, regardless.

   Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

   reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow