Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   We are becoming a “pay forward slavery” society we are enslaving future generations to pay for our mistakes today.

   Today we bow down and lower our eyes in a show of respect for our King of Lef*ist Shallow Blather.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.

   When I was 7 I found a gun underneath my mom's pillow and All I could think was Damn I can't wait to lose all my teeth !

   Good morning, l*fticles... let the meltdown begin!

   Dem women are disgusting.

   I just bought $200 worth of groceries... And then ordered pizza because I don't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries!

   Men on men, adult on child... why are you so fixated?

   DOGE has found so much fraud that not a single person has been charged with fraud. And in case you were wondering? Yes. Melania's still a wh*re 😂

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".

   The next pro-Tr*mp Post is 100% written by a guy who's been inside a five-year-old.

   Most m*g* men are attracted to children.

   I know a guy in Calgary who keyed a piece of garbage Tesla last night outside a bar lol Great job!

   I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media

   TDS is actually a mental disorder in some states

   Left 1st husband, cheated on 2nd, married member of Journey, broke into band's bank account - embezzled hundreds of thousands after committing fraud and running Ponzi scheme. Now leads the White House Faith Office. LOL. Another M*G* Wh*re.

   Worst case of SFT (stroking for Trump) I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.

   Worst case of Trump DS I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.

   I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently "A way out" wasn't the right answer.

   People who stroke themselves to Donald Trump every day and brag because he won, don't realize that they have lost so much. They're going to realize it soon enough. I laugh at them, and spit on their flag lolz