Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!

   I'm as happy as a dog with two d*cks

   Define FREE you over-leveraged, bankrupt, healthcare inflated, morbidly obese, war monguering, globally ignorant, media slaves?

   America: the most powerful nation in the history. We're gonna have haters from weaker countries. Good bless America!

   cant wait for spring

   Y'all want the slaves back??

   It's better to be a Yankee than a Limie bastid

   Awesome how America is called the Land of the free yet is built on the anhilation of American Indians and the enslavement of African and Indian people. Dimwits who dont know their own history.

   I'm proud to be an American. Where at least I know I'm free.

   For f_€ k sakes! How about something funny instead of intra national hate dialog.

   My New Year's resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.

   The only way to make soccer interesting is if they could pick up the ball and throw it...

   American women are way hotter. For starters, they have teeth.

   Tried Gordon Ramseys diet tip tonight: cooking with whisky! It worked!!! After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen

   America does not actually think it is as popular as the world thinks it is. We simply laugh at ourselves more than everyone thinks we do.

   funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.

   You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer

   America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.