Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   after what ive seen so far, its obvious which team took sdvsntage of their state's weed benefits.

   When are they gonna start smoking marijuana?

   How many Denver broncos does it take to change a flat tire? One, unless it's a blowout, then the whole team shows up

   I don't know what's worst seinfields jokes or his hairline

   Wow Newman looks the best out of all of them

   I didn't know Peyton and Phillp Seymour Thomas were that close...

   Did anyone tell the Broncos what time the game started?

   Omaha just changed its name to East Seattle.

   I can't believe they made us watch that to get to the halftime show

   Until now I never really thought of pistachios as 'creepy'

   Nice throw Peyton

   Another first half blowout? *waits for the lights to go out*

   omawho ??

   Peyton faggging

   Demarryus thomass

   the best play of this game so far is when Joe Namath's coin toss was intercepted by the ref

   waiting for the light too go off

   Boycott Cheerios

   Russell Wilson will blow it like all black leaders just watch

   X says Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" -he got it from twittterr