Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President

   I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.

   Unlike like years performance by bey once, Bruno mars didn't have to engineer the electricals at the stadium!

   At this point the only thing that could save Denver is President Obama pulling out his pen and ordering Seattle to redistribute some of its points.

   Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.

   Time to watch the Puppy Bowl

   Hands down best Budweiser commercial ever. God bless our troops!

   Dude's name on that Bud commercial is LT. NADD! GO NADD!

   What’s the difference between a fat chick and Broncos offense? A fat chick scores every once in a while!

   Congrats to Peyton Manning for putting the "O" in "Omaha"...Like 29 to "O"!

   I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts

   The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.

   Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks

   Hope john Fox doesn't have another heart attack

   holy harvin batman

   Papa johns gonna make a killing either way when all the munches starts setting in!

   10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!

   it me or did Bruno mars smoked some of James Brown weed?

   Red Hot Chilli Peppers nailed it. "Give it away" pretty much summarizes the first half.

   Hey broncos, puff puff pass time in the second half!..... Meanwhile at the Seahawks side...Sherman-"you know how I get when I get da munchies!