Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The only way to make soccer interesting is if they could pick up the ball and throw it...

   American women are way hotter. For starters, they have teeth.

   Tried Gordon Ramseys diet tip tonight: cooking with whisky! It worked!!! After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen

   America does not actually think it is as popular as the world thinks it is. We simply laugh at ourselves more than everyone thinks we do.

   funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.

   You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer

   America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.

   Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes

   France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.

   Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!

   So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???

   This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.

   Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.

   repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?

   That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...

   I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.

   this is lame as f***

   Yo I'm not even American and I hate your your dumb a$$ . Justin Bieber just send me a text from Canada he said he hates your dumb A$$ wait wait Jose Rodriguez from Mexico email me and said ( te odio maldito idiota)