Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.

   nuke post is just a troll. quit buying in to it

   America is the greatest country on Earth and we'll nuke the $hit out of anyone who says otherwise.

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   It must suck not to be American. It seems all these foreigners are big whiners. Serious inferiority complex going on there. Why are you so preoccupied with us? Wah, wah, wahhhhh. Shut up already.

   typos don't bother me, they're honest mistakes. What bothers me are illiterates; people who don't know how to speak or spell.

   you are afraid of being judged because of a typo? What a loser. Your comment is worse than the typo.

   it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".

   If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.

   It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!

   I'm as happy as a dog with two d*cks

   Define FREE you over-leveraged, bankrupt, healthcare inflated, morbidly obese, war monguering, globally ignorant, media slaves?

   America: the most powerful nation in the history. We're gonna have haters from weaker countries. Good bless America!

   cant wait for spring

   Y'all want the slaves back??

   It's better to be a Yankee than a Limie bastid

   Awesome how America is called the Land of the free yet is built on the anhilation of American Indians and the enslavement of African and Indian people. Dimwits who dont know their own history.

   I'm proud to be an American. Where at least I know I'm free.

   For f_€ k sakes! How about something funny instead of intra national hate dialog.

   My New Year's resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.