snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance

   use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.

   Loves all the Global Warming non-believers talking about 15 inches of snow being proof there's no threat. Yeah idiots. Global warming means no snow... and the Earth is flat.

   Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows

   Tis the season again, the first snow! Please let me say to all idiots who think that since they have an SUV you somehow gain super powers and are invincible, TIRES ON ICE ARE TIRES ON ICE your 4x4 this doesn't stop you from sliding on ice you morons!

   Sorry To Hear The Size Of Your Snow Angel Made You Realize You Need To Go To The Gym.

   I just want it to snow already! I'm dying to make snow angels face down!

   Just went out to my neighbors front yard and wrote "Merry Christmas" in his yard by pissing in the snow

   Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.

   Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.

   The snow term "Ass Deep To A Tall Indian"...has me profiling these people...

   I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.

   going to triple dog dare someone to lick a flagpole this winter.

   Ah yes, the first real snow storm of the year... where 1/4 of drivers simultaneously gain an amazing ability to jam their heads up someplace uncomfortable.

   Don't blow my snow man

   I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".

   This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

   Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn Facebook into all nipples by Dec 21st.

   Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.