friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Well unfortunately this year again, I didnt get to buy any kid's gift on Black Friday. So I'm getting them the usual Xmas present. A big pack of batteries and attach a card to it that says "Toys not Included"..... It's the thought that counts right?

   When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.

   Dear world, please don't end till after after my four day weekend is complete. Thank you.

   I wish I had the remote for the tornado sirens that could make friday a little more interesting around here

   ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans

   To trumpet players died this past weekend......Guessing God is assembling the Trumpets for Rapture this Friday.....

   I drank all weekend and now I'm on my beeriod...

   Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips. Fml

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ - Friday.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   The soundtrack to my life would just be the sound of a single car door shutting. Every. Single. Weekend.

   Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...

   The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity.

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...

   How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??

   The final Twilight movie and Lincoln both opened the same weekend. One is about a shameful, dark chapter in our history we hope never will be repeated. The other is about a president.

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?