trump Funny Status Messages

   President Trump's Favorite KFC Meal: The Suckers Bucket.

   Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.

   Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

   Donald Trump seems like the kind of guy who had a Y2K bunker.

   Trump surely kept your whiney ass from being run down today. Youre welcome.

   Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.

   Ivanka Trump, the latest to join the cast of the confusing reboot to The West Wing.

   Trump, Conway and Spicer have now been joined in the "Shameless Joke with No Credibility" parade by Mr. Nunes. Is there room for four stooges?

   Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.

   Ivanka Trump's West Wing Duties: 1) Smile. 2) Stick chest out. 3) Hold Daddy's hand and make sure he remains calm. 4) Administer meds.

   DOES TRUMP ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING besides watch TV, play golf and tweet?

   NBC should get Hillary Clinton to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger as the host of "Celebrity Apprentice" just to mess with Trump.

   How long before Donald Trump claims the Obama White House assassinated JFK?

   US added 235,000 jobs in February. To be fair, most of those were fact checkers reporting on Trump.

   If Donald Trump cuts funding for Sesame Street how will he ever learn to read?

   Trump spends so much time golfing that if he doesn't qualify for the PGA Tour by the end of his presidency he's a failure.

   The only thing that could make Trump's approval rating worse would be if he joined Tinder.

   Why do we get the feeling that Melania Trump would rather stay at a crappy Holiday Inn than at the White House with Donald?

   Trump tells GOP lawmakers they need to respect the wishes of the people that got them elected. I think he means the Kremlin.

   Hey you Dummy-crats. Trump has been in office for 60 days..might as well relax you got a long time before the next election. Now go cry somewhere else.