snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   It’s that time of year when the neighbors start longing for winter days because they’re tired of seeing me at the mailbox in my drawers.

   Finally, my winter fat is gone… now I have spring rolls

   I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.

   I like a guy who can grow his own winter coat. -Me hitting on Bigfoot

   At least with all the pick-up and. four wheel drives in Texas they shouldn't have much trouble driving in the snow.

   Wouldn't it be awesome if the snow relief package people threw rolls of paper towels at us?

   Don't worry Texans, the snow will disappear like magic in April.

   Outlook for the rest of winter ... Criss de colisse de tabarnak?!?

   Walking in a winter wonderland still beats driving a Ford !

   Walking In a Winter Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.

   I love snow – People who never shovel

   When you think about it, snow is nothing more than "rain, rain go away", that doesn't go away. It lies on the ground mocking you.

   My wife asked me to put up a canopy with bright lights. I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.

   Maybe snow kills COVID. You don’t know!

   My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.

   Eskimos have over thirty words for ‘snow.’ That’s nothing, my wife has over 100 words for ‘F - off I’ve got a headache.’

   The supermarket's completely out of bread and milk. What is it going to snow?

   BREAKING: Snow White is down to 6 Dwarves.. Sneezy was just placed in quarantine.

   It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.

   Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...