Trickz100 Funny Status Messages

   Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in Flash.

   - What do women and clouds have in common? Occasionally they f*ck off and it's a really nice day.

   - I took my ex out last night. It only took one punch :)

   - When Stephen Hawking has sex does he use Condoms or Norton Anti Virus?

   - Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   - I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

   - If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, they would have simply eaten the snake and left the apple alone!

   RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?

   R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!

   - Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson have changed their relationship status to 'its complicated'... Manchester city 'like this'

   remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0

   - The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".

   - - Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

   - If round pegs fit in round holes, and square pegs fit in square holes, why isnt my c*ck shaped like an axe?

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   playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.

   - Bored? Go to Google and play with their logo, see if you can knock a circle off the screen with the mouse (excluding the top part) :D

   facebook suggested me and my ex should be friends. Thats like saying to Facebook 'I think you should be friends with Myspace'.

   - My wife said she is going to leave me if I dont stop my bad habbits. I nearly choked on my toe nail.