JOE Funny Status Messages

   Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?

   statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.

   , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".

   treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

   a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.

   come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls

   today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".

   Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.

   wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.

   I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!

   Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches

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