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I'm wondering what we can trade Obama for ???
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06-06-2014 08:49
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My safe word is "more".
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06-06-2014 08:41
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LeBron James needs to sign with a WNBA team where its okay to puss out of a game because of cramps.
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06-06-2014 08:21 by
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do a dramatic removal
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06-06-2014 05:26 by
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Why can't Stevie wonder see his friends?... Cause he's married!!
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06-06-2014 04:45 by
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster!
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06-05-2014 23:24
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Multi billion dollar nba can't fix the damm AC in time for the finals.....serious!
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06-05-2014 22:54
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There are two things I cannot stand: Racism and Justin Bieber.
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06-05-2014 19:50
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According to the study that I never have done, alcohol consumption by stay at home Mom's goes up 500% when school gets let out for the summer.
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06-05-2014 19:32
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I like to throw hostesses off by shooting back at them with, "Do I look Native American?" after they ask me if I have a reservation.
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06-05-2014 19:10 by
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Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn't made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
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06-05-2014 19:08 by
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My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am.
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06-05-2014 18:37
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Those of you who like food pictures, have you never been in a supermarket?
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06-05-2014 17:44
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Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
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06-05-2014 15:17
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If you can moonwalk out of a police station without bumping into anything they have to drop all charges.
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06-05-2014 13:41 by
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Obama 'I don't believe military intervention in Syria is the right move for America at this moment'.. In other News..No oil found in Syria
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06-05-2014 13:38
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I died for your sins. Now suck my ding dong! -Jesus
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06-05-2014 13:36
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[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] "Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"
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06-05-2014 13:29
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My safe word is, "gross"
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06-05-2014 13:01
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Excuse me sir; you left your weird Jesus pamphlet on your bus seat. Oh yeah? Well here's a revelation for you: that's called littering.
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06-05-2014 13:00 by
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