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20 selfies of your meltdown or it didn't happen.
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06-08-2014 11:35
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Paying taxes is why middle class America can't have nice things
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06-08-2014 11:13
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Of course I care about you, I put my d*ck in your mouth didn't I? - Men
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06-08-2014 11:10
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I look so young for my rage.
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06-08-2014 11:09
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Don't worry, I got your back. And your ass. And a little in your hair too.
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06-08-2014 10:40 by
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Get close so I can push you away. ~ humans
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06-08-2014 10:38
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Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
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06-08-2014 10:37
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I didn't have enough closet space so I bought a treadmill.
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06-08-2014 10:28 by
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Now that Microsoft's Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
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06-08-2014 10:26
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Your profile pic is good in bed.
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06-08-2014 10:24
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LeBron James just got a new endorsement deal with Midol
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06-08-2014 09:54 by
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this cocaine cut with flour? Because I'm gluten free and very heath conscious.
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06-08-2014 08:19
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My sex drive is manual
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06-08-2014 08:11
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[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
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06-08-2014 07:33
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Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?
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06-08-2014 07:32
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This glue seems to have an awful lot of Chrome flakes in it
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06-07-2014 22:12
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I don't like Instagram. It reminds me that somewhere people are doing stuff. I just don't need that kind of pressure.
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06-07-2014 20:33 by
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Will children of the future be nostalgic about grandpa's Axe Body Spray, fauxhawk and body waxing strips?
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06-07-2014 20:32 by
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Someone needs to tell all the other horses that its CC's birthday today.
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06-07-2014 18:46 by
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Would using 2 Sleepy Time Tea bags instead of 1 be conscidered over-medicating? Asking for a friend.
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06-07-2014 17:20 by
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