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Starbucks will provide free college education to thousands of employees. Unfortunately the diplomas will have their names misspelled.
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06-17-2014 11:09 by
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I'm sexually frustrated and emotionally unavailable so get at me ladies.
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06-17-2014 09:53
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America put men on the moon; we don’t care if we can put a ball in a net.
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06-17-2014 09:45
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In hell, women are even more right.
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06-17-2014 09:14
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This Facebook is really cutting into my other time wasting activities.
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06-17-2014 09:13 by
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It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV
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06-17-2014 09:12
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It's not a mental breakdown if the police wasn't called.
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06-17-2014 08:57 by
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I've given my couch the best years of my life
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06-17-2014 08:56 by
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*Eats one piece of popcorn* *Gets 280 kernels stuck in teeth*
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06-17-2014 08:55
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Am I the only one that thought Ghana would come out wearing their 2014 Miami Heat NBA Champions shirts?
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06-17-2014 08:02
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It's not love if you're sober.
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06-17-2014 07:45
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Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0
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06-17-2014 07:26
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The new Star Wars movie will feature a fat robot to star alongside R2D2 & C3PO. He will be called OBCT!
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06-17-2014 03:51
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Email, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
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06-16-2014 21:20
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It ain't Ghana happen!! Go U.S.A!!!
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06-16-2014 20:02
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I time travel every day, from yesterday to today. . .
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06-16-2014 19:18 by
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Being white is a gift and a curse. No one suspects me of shoplifting but everyone expects me to know a good casserole recipe.
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06-16-2014 15:22
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Asian gangs, also known as study groups..
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06-16-2014 15:21
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Let's be honest, we all know someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a 2x4.
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06-16-2014 14:20
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I like people... From a distance.
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06-16-2014 13:53 by
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