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Two Franciscan priests opened a Long John Silver's franchise. One was the fish friar and the other was the chip monk.
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06-18-2014 09:50
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When a chicken crosses the road it is poultry in motion.
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06-18-2014 09:48
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I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps
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06-18-2014 09:39
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My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
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06-18-2014 04:25 by
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Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men
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06-18-2014 03:29
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Let me drink about it and get back to you.
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06-18-2014 02:54
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Have you ever noticed that the people you'd like to say "Go to H ell!" to are almost always the kind of people who'd ask for detailed directions?
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06-18-2014 01:33 by
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Common sense says I shouldn't put it in there *puts it in there*
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06-18-2014 01:24
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Another successful year no random father's day cards in the mail!!!
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06-17-2014 19:05 by
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Remember, Bibles are for reading and not waving.
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06-17-2014 17:50
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How did Mexico keep enough people from crossing the border to field a full soccer team?
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06-17-2014 15:45 by
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My girlfriend does this cute lil thing where she pretends like she's not my girlfriend and screams "help me" everytime I open my trunk.
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06-17-2014 14:58
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It's all good to be a religious person.. Just do it way over there... Away from me
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06-17-2014 14:47
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In hell, you actually look like the first selfie you take.
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06-17-2014 14:43
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Relationship status: "Yeah, we can totally go out, but first, I need you to take this short spelling test."
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06-17-2014 14:42 by
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Doing stuff is the root of all evil.
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06-17-2014 14:22 by
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Wait. The US has a soccer team?
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06-17-2014 14:21 by
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If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving but growls when you blow in his face, you may need a breath mint.
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06-17-2014 12:53 by
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Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt: "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
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06-17-2014 11:52
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A midget fortuneteller escaped from prison. Police say there is a small medium at large.
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