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Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.
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06-19-2014 18:48 by
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some people can make the world a better place by putting a shotgun in thier mouths.
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06-19-2014 17:36
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Who needs charm to captivate a woman when duct tape is so cheap?
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06-19-2014 16:20
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There's no I in team, but there a P in punch you in the mouth.
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06-19-2014 14:34
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'I'm wearing yoga pants', is the new 'I'm not wearing any panties'
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06-19-2014 14:07 by
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The reason why I have trust issues is because there are fat vegans.
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06-19-2014 14:05 by
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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
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06-19-2014 13:43
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What I lack in charm, I make up for in confused awkwardness
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06-19-2014 13:40 by
Baddie
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Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
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06-19-2014 13:37
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And then God created the Middle East and said 'let there be terrorism and war'.
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06-19-2014 13:30
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I've had relationships that didn't last as long as The Undertaker's Wrestlemania entrance.
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06-19-2014 13:25
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Usually chocolate makes me hyper but my dog ate a pack of Snickers and he’s been asleep for hours. Haha wake up so we can play, little guy.
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06-19-2014 13:20
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I wish I was excited about anything as much as Jim Ross was to see a Stone Cold Stunner.
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06-19-2014 13:19
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AGENT: OK so this role is abou- NICOLAS CAGE: I'll do it.
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06-19-2014 13:08 by
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Get your mind out of the gutter. It's blocking my view.
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06-19-2014 10:08
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Sorry I vomited all over your inspirational status.
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06-19-2014 08:28 by
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Just when you think you have her, that is when you aren't even close
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06-19-2014 08:23
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Stop pretending like you don't wanna hug
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06-19-2014 08:20
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How much for the masturbation cocoon? Sir that's a sleeping bag.
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06-19-2014 08:04 by
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Now picture me using proper grammar. Wronger
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