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I want to be the first person on shark tank who walks in holding nothing but a turd in her hand
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07-07-2014 16:56 by
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I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye.
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07-07-2014 16:55 by
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They are holding English signs because they want you to get the heck out of their country
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07-07-2014 15:29 by
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I'm white but not "get up to go jogging at 3am before work" white.
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07-07-2014 14:37 by
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Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not; they're looking at their phone.
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07-07-2014 14:33
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My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target.
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07-07-2014 14:29
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Alone floating on a raft in the pool. Asked the neighbor to call my home phone and ask someone to bring me a beer. Work smarter not harder.
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07-07-2014 14:26
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How could there have been 60 shootings and 11 people killed in Chicago over the July 4th weekend when guns are not allowed there?
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07-07-2014 12:08
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That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...
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07-07-2014 07:33 by
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Marijuana: The reason man discovered fire
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07-07-2014 07:05 by
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I like to practice ballet every day because it keeps me on my toes.
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07-07-2014 06:22 by
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If Oreo's taught me one thing, it's that taking your food apart and licking it before you eat it is perfectly normal.
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07-07-2014 06:20 by
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Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
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07-07-2014 05:11 by
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Just saw the fattest Dalmation ever. It was huge & had these teats that were almost touching the ground & it made a weird bark, like "moo"
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07-07-2014 05:11 by
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if you had to use a treadmill to re charge your cell phone we would all be health nuts!
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07-06-2014 22:08 by
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it normal to need to jack off after watching 5 minutes of Naked and Afraid? Asking for a friend.
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07-06-2014 18:11
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Time to remove the little project black boy out of office ASAP !
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07-06-2014 15:33 by
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Smoke Weed Every Day. Legalize it! Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
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07-06-2014 12:21
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The phrase ‘you need Jesus’ was made when two drunk people were sitting in front of a pool and one said “imagine if this was a pool of wine”
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07-06-2014 11:34
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I have a six pack and a gut so the ladies get the best of both worlds
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