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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. 
Enjoy life and don't think about it. There's nothing we can do but have fun with what time we have.
high on life... dont worry. its just cereal. and its still legal :)
wonders if you ever wished your life had a System Restore... or maybe even just a Back Button?
Hav finally finished my 40,000 piece Jigsaw, it reads- " Get a life you sad F**k "
when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
The alphabet is a lot like life, except in life we don't like to mention our X's
the best things in life are free *just pay shipping & handling*
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for life. Give a octopus nunchuks and nobody's going to bother those fish again.
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
thinks that when NASA conducts their search for "itelligent life" in the universe, they should first start with Earth.
Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
its better to loved and lost then to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.
If the meaning of life is the greatest mystery of all, why don't we put Matlock on the case? You know what I'm talking about…AWWW YEAH
"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."
SHOPPERS: Bored with writing lists for that weekly shop? Simply find discarded lists in trolleys/baskets, and use them! Its spiced up my life.....
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
In life, success is determined by the amount of sh!t you can take
Best part of my life is chocolate ice cream
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
