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Icebergs started the whole "Just the tip" lie.
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07-27-2014 12:06
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Interview Tip: wear your tie around your head like rambo so they know you're serious about business
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07-27-2014 12:04
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You really could help childhood obesity by eliminating school zone speed limits. Make those little chubsters run when they see a car coming.
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07-27-2014 11:55
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Saw a X today I really liked back in the day. Dodged a Big Ole Bullet there.
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07-27-2014 11:36
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My feelings for you haven't changed...after a year I still don't like you.
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07-27-2014 10:59 by
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This getting older thing really sucks. These days my eyes are so bad I have to buy the Large Print edition of Alphabet Soup.
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07-27-2014 06:41
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That moment when you see your EX with that person they told you not to worry about during your relationship...
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07-27-2014 02:42 by
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The best part about being a plumber a friend told me is you can tell a snobby old rich lady that she needs a new ballcock with a straight face...
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07-27-2014 00:45
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If you mix Jack Daniels with a Smirnoff, are you drinking a jack-off?
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07-26-2014 23:54 by
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Dear Life...Would you at least start using lubricant....
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07-26-2014 20:39 by
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There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
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07-26-2014 18:57
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The " I got your nose game" is to be played with children! Try it on your pharmacist or the cashier at Target and they will call security!
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07-26-2014 13:42 by
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blunt so fat it swims with a shirt on
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07-26-2014 12:30 by
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Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn't" you can rest assured that he did.
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07-26-2014 10:36
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me:" cant come in to work today. I slipped in a snail trail and broke me ankle" boss:"on a nature hike?" me:"no walked in front of a theater playing 50 shades of gray"
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07-26-2014 09:29
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I want the equivalent of an e-cigarette for alcohol so I can do it at work. Get on that scientists!
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07-26-2014 08:31 by
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It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts.
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07-26-2014 08:29 by
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It’s sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her “I need attention” Facebook picture.
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07-26-2014 08:28 by
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I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, “At least they picked me”
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07-26-2014 08:26 by
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I have tonight off so if anyone’s free let’s go somewhere and look at our phones together.
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07-26-2014 08:25 by
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