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I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
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07-31-2014 00:51
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I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
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07-31-2014 00:50
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Was Sharknado made just so they could finish off a reel?
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07-31-2014 00:28 by
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A fire pole is just a stripper pole that grew up and got a real job.
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07-31-2014 00:27
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There have been more sharknadoes under President Obama than any other President...
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07-30-2014 23:29 by
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I guess Obama will be putting up "No Ebola Zone" in school zones.
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07-30-2014 23:15
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SHARKNADO 2 took 18 days to film....credit to everyone... it totally looks like a 24 day shoot to me!!!
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07-30-2014 22:07 by
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Ladies, they're called "Skinny Jeans." Not "Makes You Skinny Jeans."
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07-30-2014 21:54
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I think states are over looking the Dr Kevorkian method. Enough said. . .
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07-30-2014 21:49 by
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People don't want to go outside when it is raining.. Scared your fake will wash off?
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07-30-2014 20:45
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Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.....
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07-30-2014 20:21 by
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Expensive jeans will NOT hide an expansive backside.
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07-30-2014 19:51
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My toenails taste different. Hope I'm not sick...
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07-30-2014 18:15 by
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Yeah... I may be old... But I'm still hot..... They just come in flashes now!
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07-30-2014 16:06 by
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Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return.
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07-30-2014 15:02
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I think I might have a natural immunity to Ebola. I get feverish, diarrhea and vomiting symptoms most Sunday mornings....
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07-30-2014 14:31 by
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Some days you just can't get home to your liquor fast enough
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07-30-2014 13:49
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Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"
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07-30-2014 13:39 by
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A woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is the same length of time as a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes."
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07-30-2014 12:24
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My internet goes out more than I do
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