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The Ice Bucket Challenge was such a great idea last week!! This week...not so much!!
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08-22-2014 23:35
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I got pulled over by a lady cop. I asked her what's wrong and she snapped back "NOTHING!"
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08-22-2014 20:58
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why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
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08-22-2014 20:29 by
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You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
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08-22-2014 18:31 by
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And then there was the blind prostitute. You really have to mouth* it to her....
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08-22-2014 18:04 by
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Or the constipated math teacher. He has to work it out with a pencil.
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08-22-2014 14:29
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And then there was the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to her....
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08-22-2014 14:28
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Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
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08-22-2014 13:18
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That moment when the woman you're dancing behind suddenly bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.
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08-22-2014 13:16
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I'm not an ad man but Tampax's slogan should be "we're not #1, but we are right up there."
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08-22-2014 12:17
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If it wasn't for Als ice bucket challenge most americans wouldn't get to shower
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08-22-2014 10:41
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So, the prisoner exchange for Sgt. Bergdahl was illegal. I guess we are going to have to send him back.
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08-22-2014 09:34
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All the water "wasted" in the Ice Bucket Challenges would not be enough to help Third World countries. It's just a drop in the ocean.
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08-22-2014 09:31
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Our Government will swap 5 known terrorists for a deserter, yet won’t lift a hand to save an American civilian.
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08-22-2014 09:20
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I never smile in public. Smiles invite people to talk.
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08-22-2014 09:07 by
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Before you begin, I’m legally obligated to tell you I don’t care.
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08-22-2014 09:06 by
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I wish someone would post an "Ice bucket challenge" video
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08-22-2014 08:32 by
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I always give my extra money to Charity. She is usually on the main stage around 11pm.
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08-22-2014 08:26
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Next up, The Jump off a Bridge Challenge...
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08-22-2014 07:25 by
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This ice water challenge for ALS is over rated.. I did it to the wife while she was sleeping. Now she has Tourettes Syndrome.
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