Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Sexy lingerie should NOT be available in XXL sizes.
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08-24-2014 19:46
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I was going to do the Alzheimer's ice bucket challenge. But I keep forgetting.
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08-24-2014 19:41
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She texted me: "Your adorable.". I replied: "No, you're adorable." Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo!
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08-24-2014 16:24 by Daveb1191
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I see someone failed the 'Ice Chris Brown Challenge'...
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08-24-2014 15:26
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Pro tip #27: if Suge Knight is at the party you're at, go to another party.
Lots of Movers and Shakers in Napa This Morning ...
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08-24-2014 13:37
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I have 3 babysitting rules. 1. Don't touch my Oreos. 2. Don't bug me unless you're dying. 3. If you don't tell on me, I won't tell on you........
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08-24-2014 12:33 by SULLY
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So she says "I don't need a boyfriend, I have my 'toys'" I say "but your toys won't wake you up @ 4am like a good boyfriend will do for you"
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08-24-2014 10:40
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for this of you who ever accused me of being full of sh*t, my colonoscopy prep work has now proven you otherwise!
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08-24-2014 10:09
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I care more about the reception being an open bar than whether you marry same sex
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08-24-2014 08:32
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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
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08-24-2014 06:44 by Baddie
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I nominate everyone for the vodka bucket challenge.
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08-24-2014 06:43
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Punk's not dead. Punk is resting its eyes. Punk works hard all week. Just please, go play quietly and let punk sleep.
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08-24-2014 06:10 by flinnie
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IS and the Ice Bucket Challenge must be stopped at all cost.
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08-24-2014 06:08
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MARRIAGE TIP: Don't get fat.
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08-24-2014 05:08 by Baddie
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No its not a nightmare. You are just married.
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08-24-2014 05:08 by Baddie
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LIFE is a game a REAL game
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08-24-2014 01:39 by Akhil
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FYI: A ton of people is only like ten or fifteen people.... or 5 Wal-mart customers
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08-23-2014 21:11 by snotty
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Welcome to Sign Language 101,, Can anyone tell me what this red sign is?.. Anyone?.. Anyone??,, It's a stop sign... How about this yellow one?... No?... Hello?,, What, are you guys deaf?
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08-23-2014 21:05 by snotty
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what would be the reaction of Hollywood actor ice cube with the on going "ice bucket challenge"
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08-23-2014 21:03 by jadeorgy
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