life Funny Status Messages

   Does a coffin come with a life time guarantee?

   poor Gary Coleman...he lived such a short life.

   I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes

   I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

   Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line???

   making some changes to her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message you were one of the changes!

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

   U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS

   ------------is clearly convinced life is practically all about reading ------------------

   If fanny packs were actually awesome, do you realize how easier life would be?

   every second becomes a minute, every minute becomes a hour but when your living it up every crazy sh#t you did in your life becomes the best memories.

   The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year.

   I miss The Oregon Trail. Life seemed so simple when your biggest worry was killing enough buffalo before you died of dysentery.

   My life is based on a true story.

   You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got.

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!

   likes reading FML stories because it makes my life seem Amazing!

   I need to throw that guy a "get a life" jacket...