life Funny Status Messages

   if your not living life on the edge....... your taking up too much space!

   “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”

   Life will take you down sometimes, its up2 you if you wanna pull yourself back up!!

   Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

   Life sucks... Wife won't......

   Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'

   Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.

   these keys I hold in my hand open up a very important part of my life,.. your chastity belt

   I do not look back, the past is over, what's done is done, I thank god for what his given me and ask him to guide my ways towards a life of happiness ♥

   The Democrats finally came forward and ruined Chelsey Clinton's life with the news that Janet Reno is actually her father.

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........

   Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

   trying to develop a life off of facebook.....as you can see, its not working.....

   Of all great losses in life, Time is the most irrecoverable. It can never be redeemed.

   I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

   I'm wondering why life keeps teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn...

   I went to the bar last night and I hit on the fattest most ugly chick, and I got rejected. I finally accomplished my goal in life.

   just watched World Cup Highlights of all the goals scored. That's 43 seconds of my life I will never get back!

   if life aint crazy, you aint livin!!!