Monday Funny Status Messages

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.

   Dear Monday, nothing against you but I'm glad you almost over. Please ease traffic for me. Sincerely, THE TAILGATER.

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

   “Hey. What do I do again?” -- Me greeting my boss every Monday morning.

   Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...

   McDonald's will soon be issuing a burger for the monsoon in Pakistan. With every burger purchased they will send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster. The new PAKI MAC will be on sale on Monday.

   If you listen very carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws.

   In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

   Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   It's just another Maniac Monday, wish it was Sunday 'cause that's my fun day!

   World Cup fixtures: on Monday Argentina meets Brazil in Cape Town. On Tuesday Spain meets Italy in Johannesburg and on Wednesday England meets France at the AIRPORT !!!

   Ahh..Monday, so we meet again... You dirty b*tch

   Monday has been calling me and just breathing heavily into the phone until I hang up...

   ..what makes Monday mornings so tolerable is my favourite mug filled with coffee and familiar faces filled with gossip..

   Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!

   got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.

   Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future....