Friday Funny Status Messages

   I wonder what Rebecca Black thinks of Samoa skipping out on Friday?.......

   I picked up this chick last Friday night. I'm not saying she's fat or anything, but when I pulled her panties down to her knees, her a$$ was still in them. :(

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   I'm just like Rebecca Black...it takes me until Friday to decide whether I'm sitting in the front or back seat.

   I've come to the realization that I have attained the pinnacle of middle aged complacency. My Friday nights are mostly spent with the remote in one hand, and my b***s in the other.

   Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of big regret and big hangover for Sunday.

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. On any given Friday or Saturday night I'd bet more kisses start with Bud Light than Kay.

   Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!

   so much for black friday at a bar

   I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday

   Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??

   I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!

   wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..

   The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.

   Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.

   Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"

   Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!