Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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So...I'm only going to assume that's it probably not a good time to yell "if it's brown it's down" in public.
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11-25-2014 20:49
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Well, it looks like Ebola has taken a break from mass hysteria to let us celebrate Thanksgiving.
I am SO out of the loop. So are Ferguson people rioting because Bill Cosby raped 20 women?
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11-25-2014 20:26
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Does anyone know when the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony is set for Ferguson this year?
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11-25-2014 20:05 by Timk
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If the Ferguson police used THC grenades instead of tear gas, you'd see a much different scene.
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11-25-2014 20:05
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DAMN!! Obamaphones sure are getting one serious workout these last two nights in Ferguson!!
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11-25-2014 18:36 by BigSarge
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Kids: Never tell a stranger where you live. Give them your neighbor's address and watch what happens.
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11-25-2014 18:35 by BigSarge
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The only women who have brains are the ones who have not had them banged out of her yet.
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11-25-2014 18:31
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"I understand your logic, but let's try to look at this more emotionally." - men
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11-25-2014 17:10
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Remember Tiger woods was going thru it? - Bill cosby
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11-25-2014 17:07
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Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
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11-25-2014 16:29
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I went to Ferguson, MO and all I looted was this lousy T-shirt...
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11-25-2014 15:16 by Timmy
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Why were police firing tear gas at rioters in Ferguson when they could have been firing job applications at them?
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11-25-2014 13:33
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I can understand the right to protest. What I don't understand is why everyone had Christmas Lists in their hands. Oh yeah..... Looting Monday.....
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11-25-2014 12:22
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In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
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11-25-2014 12:13
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Thought I was watching a commercial for Grand Theft Auto 5... Turns out I was watching CNN's reporting on Ferguson riots...
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11-25-2014 11:49 by SEAN
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Riots will restart when they all figure out the liquor store they rioted last night is closed.
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11-25-2014 11:41
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Don't worry guys, I have a plan. We can extinguish the Ferguson flames with the tears of all the Cosby victims.
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11-25-2014 10:58 by jenngren
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ME: "Hello, Front Desk, Can I get a wakeup call please?" FRONT DESK: "You're 37, unemployed, single, and haven't saved a penny for retirement" ME: "Thanks"
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11-25-2014 10:48
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Don't ever say Obama wasn't the jobs president, look how many lawyers he is going to keep employed for the next two years...
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11-25-2014 09:39 by eengrms
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