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What, you have a gravy boat!! Where is this gravy river you speak of?
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12-26-2014 00:22 by
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Only 309 days until Halloween!!
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12-25-2014 21:27
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My anaconda really doesn't care if you got buns or not.
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12-25-2014 20:01 by
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My "Facebook Moments" thing is just a bunch of pictures of me getting drunk so, whatever...
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12-25-2014 18:27 by
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LinkedIn, a second version of Facebook but with more annoying, insecure, low intelligent, attention seeker people- children- with irksome personality types that should stay away from computers.
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12-25-2014 16:57
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Headed over to this "Toys for Tots" thing today...so how many tots do I have to trade in for a PS4 or an Xbox One?
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12-25-2014 16:13 by
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How much Jim Beam goes in this Turkey gravy?
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12-25-2014 13:15 by
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I just sneezed alcohol onto a candle and started a fire.
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12-25-2014 12:58 by
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What question do men ask women the most? “ARE YOU MAD AT ME?”
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12-25-2014 12:54
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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12-25-2014 10:14
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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12-25-2014 10:13
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I start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, i'll be seeing six or seven.
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12-25-2014 10:13
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How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
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12-25-2014 09:11 by
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Every time someone uses Xmas instead of Christmas a kitten gets punched in the balls.
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12-25-2014 08:32
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Whoever made up the saying "It's the thought that counts" never got a pair ofcrocs for Christmas.
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12-25-2014 07:50 by
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People with kids that don't have a fireplace have an issue in the morning..
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12-25-2014 00:43
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Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
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12-24-2014 23:21 by
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Whats the difference between Michael Brown and Michael Brown jokes? ... Michael Brown jokes will get old one day
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12-24-2014 14:19 by
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I think I'd rather be waterboarded than have to hear one more Xmas song.
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12-24-2014 14:03
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I bet Nike's socks labeled R or L are driving OCD people nuts!
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