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[job interview] "So tell me something about yourself" I'm on medication
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02-01-2015 11:24
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Not sure about the footballs, but Katy Perry's chest appears properly inflated.
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02-01-2015 10:27
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Imagine sex with me. Too late. It's over.
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02-01-2015 10:17
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The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head.
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02-01-2015 10:11
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Only 4 beers left in house. Time to find new house.
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02-01-2015 10:06
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Maybe my goal was to be a 35 year old loser on the Internet. You don't know.
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02-01-2015 10:04
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Let's kill people that disagree with our beliefs. - said no atheist ever
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02-01-2015 10:03
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If you matured and made changes in Your life, you made a "180"....not a DAMN "360." A "360" means the same Degree of Stupidity..
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02-01-2015 09:51
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I'm asian but not "love you long time" asian. More like "love you for 10 min, roll over, and go to bed" asian.
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02-01-2015 09:46
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todays weather 4-6 bottles of beer changing over to a large pizza iwith lots of cheese and pepperoni
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02-01-2015 09:33
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Relationship status: Just yelled "You're the fcuking problem!" at one of the cats.
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02-01-2015 09:27
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Well it's Game Day. I wonder if Tom Brady will be feeling a lot of pressure
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02-01-2015 09:00
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Am I the only one praying for an, "Equiptment Malfunction" during the halftime show tonight?
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02-01-2015 08:29 by
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Another beheading; I slam is truly the religion of ignorant cowards.
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02-01-2015 01:11
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i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
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01-31-2015 22:16 by
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i knew The Kardashians.we going to screw us up. look what it did too Bruce!!! freaking 0.j.
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01-31-2015 21:50 by
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I need a drunk texting buddy while I sit at home and drink by myself tonight
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01-31-2015 18:53
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Bear Grylls should take the spoiled rich kids from MTV's My Super Sweet 16 to live in the wild and name the show "Grylls Scouts"
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01-31-2015 16:20
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Sorry for pushing you back with a ten foot pole when you asked me to hold your baby.
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01-31-2015 13:54
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Why does every video on America's Funniest Home Videos look like it's still recorded on VHS tape?
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01-31-2015 11:42 by
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