Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Stupid Left Shark takes one misstep during a Super Bowl and now he is famous " - Right Shark(-_-)
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02-03-2015 14:47 by Jitney
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Every coach I know took 10 years to graduate from college so no, I'm not surprised by the bonehead play call.
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02-03-2015 09:33
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Super Bowl....wtf is that? I only speak soccer and champions league
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02-03-2015 02:03
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What's next TLC...a little people Polygamist family with 38 kids?
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02-02-2015 20:55
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Bathtubs 2, Browns 0
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02-02-2015 20:09 by Trapper
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Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.
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02-02-2015 18:54
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Gas is under $2 , Missy Elliot played the Super Bowl and Suge Knight just killed somebody again. The 90s are back!
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02-02-2015 17:38
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after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them
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02-02-2015 17:31
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suge knight out here killin people, wu-tang about to drop a new album, gas under $2.... I feel like a kid again.
I've just found my first grey pube............Don't think I'll order pizza from there again.
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02-02-2015 14:08 by Nipper
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Struggling to get my arm in this pringles can, so I get it black guys.
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02-02-2015 13:44
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anyone here with one leg? I have a ton of socks you can have
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02-02-2015 12:55
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I watch my dog sniff the air and I wonder what he knows about this world that I don't..
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02-02-2015 12:51
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You can always tell a lot from that first kiss, especially when they say things like "please stop" and "who are you?"
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02-02-2015 12:01 by Psycho
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When Missy Elliot asks if he has a big @#$%, I assume she means refrigerator.
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02-02-2015 09:46
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"Psssssssssssssss" ~ The sound of Richard Sherman's ego being deflated by Tom Brady
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02-02-2015 08:36
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You'd think there were more UFO sightings with all these action cams and camera phones.
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02-02-2015 06:27 by Calvin
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Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
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02-02-2015 05:45 by huck
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Momma left strict instructions to knock you out
I hope the MVP has his shots up to date. Disneyland is dangerous nowadays!
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02-02-2015 05:43 by mike
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