Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh showed no fear on the face of death, not like them face covering isis pussies.
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02-04-2015 17:00
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The tax revenue from Michael Moore would make a serious dent in the federal deficit.
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02-04-2015 15:43
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i really don"t need to know that you liked your own status...
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02-04-2015 15:39
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4 years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
Cannot wait for this new Magic Mike movie -Said no man ever
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02-04-2015 15:11
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If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.
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02-04-2015 14:58
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Hoes wanting to see 50 Shades Of Grey over the SpongeBob movie is what is wrong with this world.
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02-04-2015 14:56
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Charles Manson was going to get married. He's 80 years old, and serving a life sentence in prison. Well, the marriage is off. And today I saw that his profile was back on eHarmony
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02-04-2015 12:54 by Mark M
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Big bulletin from Phoenix: Katy Perry's robotic tiger is loose in downtown Phoenix.
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02-04-2015 12:51 by Mark M
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Why can't effing niqqers resolve issues without always beating the $hit out of someone??
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02-04-2015 12:14
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I always give girls a lollipop on the first date as an ice breaker and so I know what I can expect
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02-04-2015 10:34
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Really, Google Autdetect? What makes you think I want to search for a hardcore poem?
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02-04-2015 03:53
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I just got a snack, and the animals did not hear it... I might be a ninja!
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02-03-2015 22:49
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The Ku Klux Klan. Worth joining just to find out the name of the laundry powder they use.
What's next TLC...a little person that's a 600 pound tattooed Gypsy Polygamist woman wearing the wrong clothes with a family of 63 kids risking it all to return to the Amish hording ex husband and 6 ex wives to eat cakes like a boss and buy houses naked
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02-03-2015 22:02
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I hope the fact that I'm white and married doesn't hurt my chances on blackpeoplemeet.com.
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02-03-2015 21:49
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Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
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02-03-2015 20:08
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So ummmm I wonder if Bruce Jenner will get a discount from the Kardashian make up and hair line
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02-03-2015 19:31
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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn't work. Don't believe the Rumors.
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02-03-2015 19:20
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Talk about keeping up with the Kardashians, Bruce is growing breasts. . .
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02-03-2015 18:04 by JAB
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