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What if NASCAR is really just rednecks saying "nice car"
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02-11-2015 16:24 by
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I have childhood memories that I am not 100% sure actually happened or if I dreamed them I really do not know
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02-11-2015 15:29
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She left the mental institution to be with me...I guess you can say she's crazy about me!
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02-11-2015 12:42
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I will do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn't one of them...
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02-11-2015 10:43 by
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Generic Raisin Bran makers should really consider changing its name to just Bran.
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02-11-2015 10:38
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"Back in my day, Smurfs used to be smaller" -We're watching Avatar, grandma
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02-11-2015 10:38 by
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In memory of Whitney Houston, all flags should be lowered a crack..
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02-11-2015 09:48 by
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Bus driver: This is where you get off. Me: What? No foreplay?
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02-11-2015 08:27
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According to Obamacare, they now have to allow you at least 30 minutes of sleep before Brooklyn.
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02-11-2015 08:27
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50 Shades of Gray - A canine biography
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02-11-2015 08:21
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Makeup tip..... You aren't in the circus.
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02-11-2015 08:20
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"I want you to shove it in my mouth and choke me with it" ~ Me, ordering at the Cheesecake Factory
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02-11-2015 08:16
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This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. There, now isn't that better?
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02-11-2015 08:13
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Last night I got more wasted than a Liberal Arts degree
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02-11-2015 08:11
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"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
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02-11-2015 08:06
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There are 3 types of people in this world. 1) Those I want to drink with. 2) Those that make me drink. 3) Those I want to throw my drink on.
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02-11-2015 08:04
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My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'
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02-11-2015 08:02
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My phone was cordless until it got smart.
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02-11-2015 08:01
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"Ugh.... life is rough" ... I type on my $600 phone that was made by an 8 year old in a sweat shop.
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02-11-2015 07:59
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I stopped feeling sorry for myself a long time ago. Now I just feel sorry for the people who have to deal with me.
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