trump Funny Status Messages

   I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault

   I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....

   "Where was obama during the san francisco earthquake of 1906???" - Trump supporters

   Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!

   Why are people talking about Trump and hurricane Harvey, when they are not blasting Obama for Katrina. Am I right?

   CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.

   The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.

   Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.

   If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.

   Trump condemns Hurricane Harvey for violence and devastation, but insists "Texans have provoked Mother Nature. There's blame on many sides."

   . The Afghanistan address trump gave monday was very similar to one that Obama gave. Trump needs to get a new speech writer.

   I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.

   The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in

   NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen

   : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.

   : Trump "This is the longest improv show ever."

   Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.

   I thought Trump said for every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, he have many to take their place. Was he lying? No he can't be, because he's Trump.