friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store

   My Wife was reading the newspaper this morning and yelled "Honey, the sales add says the dealership will make it easy to get a new car for your spouse this weekend!"..... Me: "Actually that sounds like a pretty good trade."

   I just found out my mother-in-law is going to be staying with us for the Thanksgiving Weekend. Well, it looks like I have to clean out the hall closet again.....she is going to need somewhere to hang upside down and sleep

   Good luck to all the Hunters this weekend! I've had no luck hunting White Tale all year!

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.

   funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz

   Somewhere, Somehow a guy is with his "girlfriend" spending his payday money, but last weekend she couldn't be with him bcoz she told him she was "sick" or something

   I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.

   No you're mom was so last Friday night...

   Sylvester Stallone and his buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger have teamed up, and they've got a blockbuster action movie opening this weekend. They're a little older now than they use to be, but go see the movie. It's called "Escape From Assisted Living."

   The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   Labor Day weekend: Three fun-filled days followed by progressively worsening weather and darkness at 3:30pm.

   Lets be honest here. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend, there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   Lets be honest. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend...there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.