friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.

   funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz

   Somewhere, Somehow a guy is with his "girlfriend" spending his payday money, but last weekend she couldn't be with him bcoz she told him she was "sick" or something

   I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.

   No you're mom was so last Friday night...

   Sylvester Stallone and his buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger have teamed up, and they've got a blockbuster action movie opening this weekend. They're a little older now than they use to be, but go see the movie. It's called "Escape From Assisted Living."

   The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   Labor Day weekend: Three fun-filled days followed by progressively worsening weather and darkness at 3:30pm.

   Lets be honest here. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend, there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   Lets be honest. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend...there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .

   Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?