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Sòdømy is not marriage. Pórnögraphy is not art. Desires are not rights. At this point I feel ignorance shouls b bliss. In a few years expect a lot of traumatized babies whose dad's screw each other..gross 
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
I've been to WI, I think that farmers only .com is being very generous with how many hit farmers daughters there are
In hindsight,, maybe I shouldn't have kept looking back . . .
Breaking news: Police managed to floor Matt with no Sweat...
Why does it look like some of my friends took their profile pic with an old Polaroid Camera?
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
It's a Great Day for Male Lesbians! Let's go eat some tacos and celebrate!!
Just enrolled in college to be divorce lawyer and become a millionaire since gay marriage is now legal
Same sex marriage...because everyone deserves to be miserable.
Sure, my glass is half full. But my beer is half empty
Congrats USA. Always one step behind Canada and one step closer to being Canada...now give up your guns...it's your destiny. [/Palpatine]
I'll never be the one to cast the first stone, but I'll sure as hell cast the second one.
Sharks in the ocean? what's next, birds flying in the sky? when will the craziness end?
The first rule of the Condescending Club is.... Oh, nevermind. You'd never understand even if I explained it to you..
I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
If religions teach peace, how come they cannot achieve peace?
Let's hear it for AIDS! Well played Supreme Court.
So does this mean that Kanye can finally marry himself?
To the guys mocking Religion and the Prophets. This is what the people of those times did. They did not believe despite inevitable proof and this is what you r doing and more like will continue to do. Even if you 