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Once you go black you can never afford to go back
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04-08-2015 12:37 by
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So Not Paying Your Child Support CAN cost you Your Life!
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04-08-2015 12:22
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Comcast complains to the better business bureau....isn't it ironic....don't ya think?
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04-08-2015 11:43
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I am gluten intolerance intolerant. I can't stand hearing people talk about their gluten intolerance.
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04-08-2015 09:43
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Unless your "Awesome Sauce" is an actual sauce and it involves putting it on a steak then I don't want to hear about it.
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04-08-2015 09:25
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If we have learned anything lately, it's to never run from a lazy cop.
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04-08-2015 07:38
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Wild horses could drag me away from anything. They're wild horses. The more important question is: who tied me to these wild horses?
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04-08-2015 05:55 by
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Every superhero has a secret identity except Aquaman because no one cares he's Aquaman
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04-08-2015 05:46 by
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Just overheard someone say they need an "escape goat" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius.
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04-08-2015 05:41 by
andrew jackson
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Hi, welcome to adulthood! You’ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep
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04-08-2015 05:30 by
andrew jackson
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FACT: If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
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04-08-2015 05:30 by
andrew jackson
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it possible to have been bitten by a radioactive sloth without knowing it? Can't find any other explanation for my symptoms.
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04-08-2015 00:49
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What do you call a black guy with millions of white friends? Mr President
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04-08-2015 00:03 by
Rev Al S
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.
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04-08-2015 00:02 by
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What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."
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04-07-2015 16:53
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Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?" Me: "He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"
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04-07-2015 15:31
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I am like a buffet, you take what you like and ignore what you dont like.
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04-07-2015 15:29 by
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You know that the Pot used to call the Kettle something much worse right?
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04-07-2015 15:18 by
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*Taps life on shoulder* What's your fcukin problem with me?
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04-07-2015 15:02 by
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I met a black clown and a white clown. The white clown made me a balloon animal. The black clown stole my wallet.
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