Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Hey Mayweather, you're supposed to hug your wife and punch your opponent. Not the other way around
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05-03-2015 02:44
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Mayweather landed more punches on his wife than he did on Manny.
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05-03-2015 02:23 by Dude
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I wish I could run away from my problems like Mayweather did.
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05-03-2015 02:22
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I need a girlfriend that hugs me if we fight.
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05-03-2015 02:22
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Floyd Mayweather has revealed that his secret to his win over Manny Pacquiao was tips from Usain Bolt!
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05-03-2015 02:22
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Mayweather hugged on Manny more during that fight then my dad did the whole time I was growing up.
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05-03-2015 01:16 by Dude
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Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
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05-02-2015 21:44 by snotty
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I wonder if Brad Pitt gets sad on Christmas when one of his kids asks what's in the box
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05-02-2015 21:40 by huck
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It's gonna ba Manny Vs Money tonight....
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05-02-2015 21:30 by CrizCruz
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I bet I can hold my breath longer than you. In fact, I bet you can't hold my breath at all.
The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.
Me, to wife: "I don't need a shopping list, I can remember." * Returns from grocery store with portrait of Abe Vigoda and a yak. *
According to Monster.com there is a ton of openings in the Baltimore department tourism.
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05-02-2015 20:07 by Timk
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She lost me at,"Mayweather."
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05-02-2015 18:29
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What did God say when he caught Eve swimming in the river?...I ain't never gonna get the smell out of them fish!
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05-02-2015 14:10 by ScottyB
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Not every trophy wife is first place...
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05-02-2015 12:05 by Timmy
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The saying goes "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."....Well I guess today will be another silent day for me.
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05-02-2015 11:38
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Everyone is watching the fight tonight, and I'm over here loading Rocky into the DVD player a $100 richer #winning
"Hey, no budging in line" - Prince Harry
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05-02-2015 10:47
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Personal log: "We are not even close."... *-Romans building Rome, end of day 1
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05-02-2015 09:45 by snotty
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