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Pants up don't loot!!!
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05-03-2015 23:35 by
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The protest in Baltimore ended today when the protesters found out they weren't getting paid.
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05-03-2015 23:10
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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05-03-2015 21:50 by
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automatic doors make me feel like a jedi
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05-03-2015 21:29 by
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A good way to kill someone with kindness is to strangle them with a sweater you spent weeks knitting for them.
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05-03-2015 18:58
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What's the best frosting for urinal cakes?
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05-03-2015 18:43
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I went to Walmart in my pajamas and came out married to my cousin.
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05-03-2015 18:42
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I don't get women. Also, I don't understand them.
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05-03-2015 18:41
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Everyone is still talking about the Mayweather and Pacquiao fight and I'm just here like Dez caught it.
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05-03-2015 17:14
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My cross-eyed girlfriend left me. She was seeing someone else.
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05-03-2015 16:45
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Thinks the only difference between my job and the Titanic is the Titanic at least had a band!!
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05-03-2015 13:32 by
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Women should have one of those mood ring stones glued to their forehead.
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05-03-2015 13:21
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I've seen several post fight interviews with Floyd Mayweather. I beez wish Mayweather cud beez talking in da propers englis that literates speaks wif. That said. I won't his cash.
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05-03-2015 12:32
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I guess everyone can stop pretending that they are interested in boxing
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05-03-2015 11:16 by
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I'm not surprised Mayweather won. After all, he has a punching bag in his bedroom.
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05-03-2015 11:15
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Mayweather Wasn't Hugged as a Child. Since Daddy Went To Prison. That's Why Guys..
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05-03-2015 10:14
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Somebody tell mayweather he is supposed to hug his wife and punch the guy in the ring, not the other way around
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05-03-2015 08:03
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All those hugs at the May-Pac fight last night should have been followed with the referee giving a swift kick to their butts.
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05-03-2015 07:14 by
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Time to call HBO and tell them my kids ordered this fight by mistake
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05-03-2015 05:33
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Kanye be like "Beyonce should have won that fight."
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